Hey there movers, groovers and other furry animals…
Holy Cow….You have totally found your way to the bestest, funkiest and most immature travel site in the whole widest world.
This website may seriously ROCK but it has humble beginnings and is the story of a boy who just wanted to be COOL…
As a child I was always picked on because my pants always used to ride up my crack and over my navel despite all my best attempts to keep them down.
I used to cry myself to sleep at nights as even my pyjamas would ride up my crack and make it hard for me to scratch the worms from out of my arse.
…I spent much of my early life as a slave to my pants…
However, as I got older and the elastic started to fail, it became evident that if I believed in myself enough, then I could cause my pants to drop in public places.
This is a superpower that many teenagers develop, but very few are able to harness…
…I was to be different…
One day I had a vision that if I was to totally drop my pants all over the world and make a website, then I would be totally WAY COOL and all the COOL people at school would then start talking to me…
Not only that, but then I could get some shirts made up about my COOL browneye website so that even strangers walking down the street would have no problems stopping to tell me how COOL I was.
… Yeah… I would in fact be SUPER COOL…
…gee even just typing that made me feel COOL!!!...
So in any case, this website that you are looking at is basically me and my funky arsed butt all over the world, so if you’re easily offended you may want to fuck off now…
If you are not easily offended, then you will witness the awesome power of the only man to browneye on all 7 continents including Antarctica and also in over 26 countries… but hopefully even this number will be growing in 2005.
If you hate people’s travel photos, then you’ll probably hate this site too, but at least you’ll get to see my butt and deep down inside, you will know that you have been to a REALLY COOL person’s website.
ROCK ON COOL DUDE
